Congratulations on a whopping 75 years of crime fighting, Batman!  An astounding feat made all the more impressive because of your anti gun/killing policy.


…Except for that one time that you blew up a bunch of parked cars, some of which contained children, for no reason.

…Oh, also that time that you shot out the glass doors to a mall from your bat pod (which, coincidentally, happens to be the same time as before).

…Or that time when you, as the world’s greatest detective, discovered vampires one weakness.

…Oh yeah, there was that pacemaker destroying gun.

…Or that one time in the 80s when you said this, but meant it was ok to do this.

…And that gun that shot bombs.


After 75 years, I imagine I, too, would have a hard time… sticking to my guns.